A Large brown (sometimes light brown, green, red, yellow, or multi-colored; depending on what you ate.) piece of poop that comes out of your asshole.
by samantha olvilin smith johnson December 06, 2008
by Archyyyy January 03, 2008
my kinds of shit:
worm shit;
simular to the snake charmer shit, is long and thin
the "oh god" shit;
the kind of shit were you shit and you think theres more but no more comes out
the heavy lifting shit;
the kind of shit were you shit when you lift up heavy items
the "wet rectum" shit;
simular to the wet cheeks shit
the shit were its so massive you spread your legs far apart to make sure you dont get any on your cheeks, and comes out so fast water splashes up to your rectum
worm shit;
simular to the snake charmer shit, is long and thin
the "oh god" shit;
the kind of shit were you shit and you think theres more but no more comes out
the heavy lifting shit;
the kind of shit were you shit when you lift up heavy items
the "wet rectum" shit;
simular to the wet cheeks shit
the shit were its so massive you spread your legs far apart to make sure you dont get any on your cheeks, and comes out so fast water splashes up to your rectum
by redninja141 December 30, 2009
by bobles December 31, 2007
Exactly as the name implies, this is a dookie which exits the rectum in the classic phallic shape.
There are very few human experiences which compare to the utter satisfaction of releasing a double-tapered dildo shit; just ask pro baseball player George Brett, or look up 'George Brett' on Youtube to hear his incredible poop tale.
The dildo shit is not to be confused with the cheese plug, which is a different animal entirely.
There are very few human experiences which compare to the utter satisfaction of releasing a double-tapered dildo shit; just ask pro baseball player George Brett, or look up 'George Brett' on Youtube to hear his incredible poop tale.
The dildo shit is not to be confused with the cheese plug, which is a different animal entirely.
George once opened up a fortune cookie and it read, "May all your shits be dildo shits." It was such a beautiful sentiment, he nearly cried. Shortly thereafter, George went into the sushi bar's facilities to paint the town brown.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 03, 2011
by poemsbypam December 28, 2011
by aardvarks September 14, 2007