dead relationship

a relationship that is over. Completely destroyed with no chance of recovery.

Remember that girl I used to date, yeah well thats a dead relationship. Now she'sjust a voice in my head.

by notwiththebs August 6, 2014

Dead Wait

1. Boredom to the extent of blacking out.
2. Being in a place or state of mind where nothing happens for a very long time.

Being in that room for hours-on-end, was a dead wait.

by Miles W. February 27, 2008

dead school

The past, with negative associations. Products, styles, ideas, whatever it is that's pointless and from previous generations.

He still doesn't know how to rip his music; he jogs around with a dead school CD player and headphones from the nineties.

by chokingplanet February 17, 2009

dead zoot

A half smoked joint, zoot, weed cigarette, usually found and picked up from the floor with the intention of smoking it.

-Fam there are baaare dead zoots in the park, come smoke them
-Ugh that's disgusting

by Reeky12 May 21, 2017

Dead dab

When a man sprinkles a dead persons ashes on his penis and gets a girl to lick it off

“Connor did you do anything with Tea last night?”
“Yeah I have her a dead dab it was great”

by Unknown5437 September 5, 2021

Dead Salad

A quiet shift. Used in catering/hospitality.

Zak asked "how's it been, busy?"
"No mate, dead salad" Hannah replied.

by HF85 September 23, 2021

dead bait

Men or women at clubs who are so boring or un-interesting in conversation that they're not worth the bother, talking to them. (Usually in groups of 2).

Guy1: Hey, having a good night?

Girl1: No.. I want to leave.

Guy 1 to Guy 2: They're dead bait, move along.

Guy2: Agreed.

by TakeNotez January 26, 2014