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grandpa tan

A type of a tan line where usually old people that have a tan line that is tan only on the limbs but pale on the chest and stomach. Grandpa tan is similar to a farmers tan.
Why do you have a grandpa tan, gramps?”
by HowYaFeel June 9, 2019
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Caitlin tan

She’s an amazing individual that has the ability to just swim the 100 fly quite effectively. Like holy shit when u have the opportunity to watch her swim. You just have to take the opportunity by the balls and watch her.
Have you seen Caitlin tan? Caitlin tan is amazing

Caitlin tan: person that swims
by LmaoUwish November 6, 2022
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Arkansas Spray Tan

1. When someone farts in your face when you bend down to pickup something from the floor.

2. When showering with someone else who farts when you bend down to pickup the soap.
3. When your significant other notices the backside of your underwear are discolored.
I don’t know if I want to shower with you again after the Arkansas spray tan you gave me the last time.
I thought our relationship was going great until you decided it would be funny to give me an Arkansas spray tan.
See, this is why I won’t do your laundry… it’s just gross when you give your skivvies an Arkansas Spray Tan.
by anonymous November 23, 2024
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wouldn't get a tan in hell

It means someone is ginger, or very pale.
Can you believe this fella? He wouldn't get a tan in hell.
by Quintus Fabius November 7, 2023
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Cock Tan

Cock Tan (verb): The spectacular display of frustration and diplomatic clumsiness that occurs when someone not only attempts to acquire a company but manages to offend an entire nation in the process. It's like throwing a tantrum in a china shop, only the stakes are higher, and the broken pieces include international relationships.
We had a great merger deal lined up, but Bob totally cock tanned it by accidentally sending a crate of rubber chickens to the Chinese boardroom.
by QuantumByteNinja November 15, 2023
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emily tan

a beautiful Asian woman that is funny and smart.
by fhdfskjdfkljasdkfhsdklajncd November 3, 2013
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Tan Meiliawati Sung

How to greet a fat, old ,soggy bitch with rotten bush. or A fat, old ,soggy bitch with rotten bush.
Selamat petang kelas, saya broke leg saya.
Tan Meiliawati Sung!Honitchiwa!!
by Tan Meiliawati Sung July 27, 2021
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