Stupid tube

The epitome of being stupid. So stupid they need to be placed in a tube and sent away.

Listen up you stupid tube.

by Juice delhagen April 19, 2022

Boob-Tube

The ability for a female to keep her boobs perky. As if she were wearing an invisible tube top.

"Did you see Dixie's boobs?"
"Yeah, they looked different"
"I think she broke her Boob-Tube.. Her boobs are hanging down to her belly button!"

by Ginjabrd November 21, 2020

Shark Tubing

The act of putting something on the internet simply to attract people to it. Like shark bait. Hence the term, sharktubing.

Click baiting and shark tubing are basically the same thing.

by MasterKlaw December 24, 2020

mexican food tube

A burrito. That's it, just a burrito.

"Hey man let's go down to the taco truck and get a mexican food tubes!"

by Mizzsamie January 16, 2021

test tube

Ab experiment, it was a test tube baby; They used them as a test tube, their lives were turned into experiments.

1. I'm going to turn your life into a test tube
2. Those aren't his real parents he was a test tube baby, jane is barren.

by JoJoUrbanLegend January 18, 2021

Tube bladder

When you travel on the London underground and need to take a piss, knowing full well you can't get off until your stop

*8 stops to go*

Mate I've got tube bladder I might have to get off early maybe at Camden to take a slash

by Manchatlads January 22, 2021

Tall tube of lube

Someone who is so attractive that their mere presence supplies sufficient lubricant for anyone’s desires. Similar to calling someone a “tall drink of water” but the person is hotter, more sexualized, and much more lubricating.

Oooo. Check out that tall tube of lube—making me all horny and wet.

by NTD is me February 13, 2021