toilet paper

an excellent product for masturbation. i cum into it all the time.

toilet paper absorbs my cum

by Why Bother April 3, 2006

unisex toilet

A public toiet that is used by men and women at the same time.

what do you think about a unisex toilet?

by Deep blue 2012 October 28, 2009

toilet

applicable to any given sorority girl; that is, you use it and forget about it

I just got done with Marie, so now I think I'll find another toilet

by collegesucks2001 December 8, 2003

toilet choke

potentially stopped up toilet -the coughing sound a toilet makes when trying to swallow with too much in its' mouth!!

i tried to flush my waste but experienced toilet choke
i like the super toilets! they never toilet choke!!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

Toilet Bowl Effect

While sitting on the toilet taking a shit, the aroma creeps from the space inbetween your legs directly to your nose. Making the smell 10x worse.

(Sitting on couch)
Dusty: *fart*
Alexis: Dude, gross!
Dusty: At least you didn't get the toilet bowl effect!

by Tom Alex Douchty May 2, 2010

Toilet Freckles

The little spots of poop that sometimes get stuck on the inside of the toilet above the water.

Dude, you really need to clean your crapper. There's so many toilet freckles.

by TheDeffil October 28, 2010

Toiletpaperphobia

Tearing off the last square or two of toilet paper bcuz u think it has germs on it even though you KNOW you were the last one to use the toilet paper (wich i do all the time)

I went to the bathroom and then came out and realized I still needed to gooo, even though I knew nobody had been in there since I was last, I still tore of the last 3 pieces. this is Toiletpaperphobia

by J Juvvy June 23, 2011