Toilet Pony

A dirty girl who likes to fornicate. She can be hot, but still disgusting.

That toilet pony asked me to terd on her when I beat it.

by D-Lyrix February 16, 2010

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toilet parfait

First you poop, then you wipe your butt, but then you suddenly realize you have to poop some more, and then you wipe your butt again. This may be repeated as many times as necessary. When you're done, the layers of poop and toilet paper resemble the layers of fruit and yogurt in a parfait.

Dude 1: Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
Dude 2: Sorry bud, I was making a toilet parfait.

by DarkBass July 23, 2012

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toilet tasker

One who performs multiple tasks while sitting on the toilet.

Girl 1: I was a total toilet tasker this morning.

Girl 2: How?

Girl 1: I took a crap while reading the newspaper and drying my hair all at once.

Girl 2: You definitely are a toilet tasker.

by Moniscandal August 11, 2010

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toilet drink

When a human or animal drinks water from a toilet

I accidentally took a toilet drink
Bad Kitty! No more toilet drink!

by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

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Skibidi toilet

The unfunniest thing to ever exist on the internet that Gen Alphas are dying laughing over

Gen Alpha: Hey, do you know Skibidi toilet?
Other generation: No. Is that what you kids are into these days?
Gen Alpha: *shows it and laughs uncontrollably*

Other generation: what the actual fuck has the world become…

by RN1306 October 24, 2023

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