Tough titties

Something some woman said on TV that means ‘tough shit’ and then like 1/5 of Australia started saying it, and as a child I didn’t know what a titty was, of course, so in like grade 4 I said it to one of my Teachers and it sparked mass confusion.

Teacher: ‘sit over here’
Me: ‘I don’t want to’
Teacher: ‘why won’t you go sit over there and behave’
Me: ‘because I don’t want to, tough titties’

by I’m the sock around your heart November 10, 2020

Titty Tooth

When a man sends a apple tooth emoji to a woman, putting him on the national sex offender watchlist. Famous for being code to enter a large ring of crime, in a now secret court case from 2014.

BRO, YOU SENT A TITTY TOOTH YOU GOTTA UNSEND IT IMMEDIATELY

by Charli Chaplin January 5, 2021

Titty vision

Harnessing all your focus into seeing through a woman’s cloths

Hey man did you hear Noah naw threw Britney’s shirt with titty vision

by SaggyLadyLumps69 January 5, 2021

Priest of titties

Common nickname for the Magic the Gathering card “Priest of Titania”.

It’s not an elf deck without priest of titties.

by BaronTvirus March 11, 2021

titty-feeling

To touch someone breast; To have an arousal.

Eg ;Your partner standing behind you reached over your shoulder or go under your arms and did a titty-feeling to your breast.

by fancii2bird March 13, 2021

Flapjack titties

Sundried titties literal pancakes. Skin flaps with nipples

Damn that girl got hanging flapjack titties like sundried tomato s. She lost her her titties in a titty depository box. Looking like national geographic

by Jjfazz July 10, 2022

Shagritty Titty

A bumpy and ridgy areola.

“Hey man what happened to your lip”
“I was with a girl last night and she had a shagritty titty.”

by Big Kaylon June 6, 2022