carpet rodeo

1980s slang for having sex on carpet, typically living room floor or bedroom.

Jill's parents weren't home Friday night, it was a real carpet rodeo.

by Txcwboy February 08, 2022

Carpet cranberry

When a girl flicks her bean so hard it bleeds or when a girl is on her period and you decide to flick the old bean anyways

Damn Nevin last night I was with Lucy and she had a carpet cranberry

by Jimmyhat November 24, 2020

Pubic Carpet Burn

When you rub your pubic hair against a surface, whether accidental or purposeful, and it causes a burning sensation.

Person 1: "I slid across the AstroTurf today and my shorts fell down, gave myself a Pubic Carpet Burn."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."

by Irashmun September 24, 2018

Carpet-dildo

A really sticky dildo stuck on carpet

"Last night Johnny got carpet-dildo what a loser"

by Mudonna August 24, 2021

Carpet Sniffer

Someone who pays attention to the absolutest dumbest details in order to accomplish a dumb goal, like being smart or cool.

Noelle: Jeremy is always trying to be smart by pointing out the fact that I wore the same outfit yesterday.
Cricket: I know, right, what a total carpet sniffer.

by Empty_Cup September 27, 2024

Carpet Troll

A person who regularly passes out on others' floors / carpets. Said person may have indulged in excessive alcohol or substance consumption. He or she may remain in this state for hours or possibly days.

John-boy drank a fifth and became my carpet troll for days. No literally.. four days.

by TigerLily7 November 11, 2010

Aladdin’s carpet

Having a full bush (pubic) vaping into thus bush whist a big smelly munter rides your sausage

(Aladdin’s carpet) The smelly female rode alladins carpet in her nans bed

by Jeremy Corbin December 11, 2019