Crunchy Shirt

When you are punching the clown and forget to bring the tissues. In your state of panic before you climax, you reach for the closest thing to blow your load into, a shirt. Latter when you are out of laundry for work, the only thing you have left to wear is the shirt you shot all your sperm into and it is very crunchy.

Man, I haven't done laundry in three weeks and I had to were this crunchy shirt.

by NERV2005 September 17, 2018

Prison Shirt

muscled up, and or body tatt'd like you just got outa jail.

my boi sleepy jus got out, lil homie got a prison shirt now.

by LilS May 10, 2012

Montana wet t-shirt

Peeing on a white tee and letting it freeze on you in the Montana cold weather

Would you care for a Montana wet t-shirt

by Masterbutter February 19, 2025

ohio sigma rizz t shirt

the most hideous thing you can have in your wardrobe. makes you a brainrotted nerd.

elaine- bro my mom gave me a ohio sigma rizz t shirt..
nate- bud.. that’s the most hideous thing you can have in your wardrobe.
nora- it makes you a brainrotted nerd, too, if you wear it.
elaine- don’t worry guys, never using that..

by chole!! im cool May 1, 2025

Put you on a shirt

To put someone's Roblox avatar picture on a shirt.

That's why I'm gonna put you on a shirt

by Jdlj1983 May 14, 2024

Shirt off shit

When you take a shit and it becomes so intense that you have to remove your shirt for air.

Okay I’m back guys I just had to take the most agonizing shirt off shit ever. That toilet is finished.

by Doshiku August 1, 2025

Blue Shirt Man

A man named Gustavo who lives in Houston, Texas and likes to dance with all his friends

“Hey blue shirt man, how do you fit into a car god damn!!”

by peytonmarfell December 30, 2020