Bozeman Shower

Bozeman Montana a very outdoor influenced town in South Western Montana, with a large population of college students as well as males. The shower is the act of skipping a regular shower and by simply placing a hat on your un-bathed head to cover its neglected filth.

Jon: "I woke up late for class this morning. I skipped it, so I could take a shower."
Frank: "You pussy, should've just taken a Bozeman Shower. I've taken one 8 days in a row before."

by MSU1 October 27, 2013

shower meditation

Sitting down while showering and having shower thoughts. Shower Thoughts are just weird random conclusions you come to realize while in the shower.

Sarah: wow why do you have so many weird shower thoughts?
George: I do alot of shower meditation
Sarah: you're fucking weird

by equinoxqueen March 16, 2015

Lost in the shower

Unintentionally spending additional time in the shower. Usually due to either enjoying the temperature or by zoning out.

A - "Dude you were in the shower for like 3 hours!"
B - " Yea sorry got lost in the shower for a while there"

by Carribdus July 28, 2015

Shower fairy

A gay guy taking a shower is a shower fairy.

Don't go in there right now, the shower fairy is in there dude!

by Solid Mantis November 19, 2016

Hillbrow Shower

The act of giving a partener laxatives and having them shit into a colander so that all the solids are held back and just the liquid is dripped onto your face like a shower.

Dude I was with this crazy girl on Friday and she gave me a Hillbrow Shower, it was insane.

by Moist beans July 29, 2019

Golden Shower

When your sexual partner pours a Bud Light over your "head" and then licks it up!

My girlfriend gave me the best golden shower last night, unfortunately my bed now smells like piss.

by ForgottenPeak July 30, 2019

Shower Bath

When one takes a shower but sits under the water, rather than stand.

"I had a really stressful day. I'm going to go home and take a nice, long shower bath!"

by ohshitbecky June 5, 2017