Closet Archive

When you are so behind on laundry that you have to wear grey sweats-on-grey sweats that you haven’t worn since high school, but religiously wore when you did.

People at my community college I went to high school with probably recognize now that I’m wearing clothes from my closet archives that I wore during my depression.

by mws1eee October 22, 2025

clown closet

a peculiar small closet or otherwise small section of room with no real defined purpose

"what's with this weird outcropping in the bathroom?" "that there is the clown closet."

by Jimmy memer October 22, 2025

Closet Bunny

An ex that sends unsolicited masterbation videos from their closet to try and lure someone back into their narcissistic lair.

Got another video from closet bunny. Deleted!

by Hoslaya October 22, 2025

cranking your closet

When a closeted person masturbates to LGBT pornography.

Quit cranking your closet and come out already

by itchygabe December 10, 2025

Closet Diddler

Closet diddler. Someone who diddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos

Example: "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills Missouri is a closet Diddler?"

Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"

by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025

Closet Diddler

Closet riddler. Someone who riddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos

Example- "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills MO is a Closet Diddler?"

Example- "Damn bro, I thought Ron was for the kids not in them"

by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025

closet sniping

the act of waiting in a room closet with a mask at a house party while edging till 2 people use the room for intercourse then when the 2 occupants are about to finish you run out of the closet ejaculating onto said occupants yelling the word closet snipe

Occupant 1 : Did that guy just end up closet sniping us..?!?!

Occupant 2 : OMG he did i feel the cum on me.!!

by 4Kyaro January 24, 2025