An inexplicable sense of extreme hornyness brought on by the holiday seasons, hopefully resulting in a Christmas Fuck
I was walking down the street with all these cheerful, beautiful women in tight sweaters on the 24th and got a case of the raging Christmas Heat
by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009
send a bunch of bees inside his dickhole and order them to produce honey until christmas eve. during the handing out of presents you suck him off and let him sprinkle the cookies and cups of tea on the table. a magical moment. showstopper.
by Krkič December 07, 2019
Holding on/sitting on a Christmas tree and being dragged around while it is pulled by a vehicle. This is accomplished by tying one end of a rope to the tip of a Christmas tree and the other end to a tow hitch on the vehicle. The rider sits on the tree and then the driver pulls him/her around along with the Christmas tree, and hence "surfs" across the street/lawn.
Did you hear about the guy who wiped out while Christmas tree surfing? He hit a parked car and is now in the hospital!
by allen314159 December 30, 2009
The period between Boxing Day and the end of the holidays when people on low incomes buy their presents and celebrate christmas at a discount. (due to the sales)
"Tina and her family consider the 29th of december to be their Low Income Christmas because they can't afford wrapping paper until it gets reduced."
"Bill: Hey george, what did you get for xmas?
George: Nothing Yet, we are having our Low Income Christmas tomorrow"
"Bill: Hey george, what did you get for xmas?
George: Nothing Yet, we are having our Low Income Christmas tomorrow"
by SnobSnob January 04, 2010
A ghetto Christmas Carol is a great song by the rapper “xxxtentacion” it’s perfect to vibe to when you’re chilling
by Altoes May 17, 2021
The half ass version of expressing that you are higher than the star at the top of the Christmas tree
Alex:"Chase, mixing 3 hits of acid and Grey Goose was a terrible idea, you need to stop"
Chase:"I'm higher than Christmas"
Chase:"I'm higher than Christmas"
by Chase grey December 16, 2008
by Nathan L. Anderson August 21, 2007