When person self quarantining for Corona Virus (usually a female) eats a ton, and precedes to sit on her ass and gain 15 lbs.
by Northerly March 24, 2020
Get the corona 15mug. by …untitled January 14, 2022
Get the January 15mug. me: “hey look it’s annabelle!”
someone: “okay?!”
me: “it’s her birthday!!”
someone: “oh happy birthday!”
me: “happy birthday!”
someone: “okay?!”
me: “it’s her birthday!!”
someone: “oh happy birthday!”
me: “happy birthday!”
by maxisarat October 7, 2021
Get the july 15mug. “Fuck no you can’t touch my butt because it’s april 15! That means it’s go fuck yourself you over sexualized fucks day.”
by Bruhmoment.wav April 14, 2019
Get the April 15mug. by CorgisDie March 6, 2025
Get the MiG-15mug. 15 of April is the best day ever because every bad bitch on earth is born that day so let’s celebrate the 15 of April
by pornesianparrapio April 18, 2022
Get the 15 of Aprilmug. 1. A perfectly harmless device that throws pointy metal objects super duper fast, with which if it is referred to as an assault rifle people freak the fuck out and call you a snowflake tree hugging homo, but logic says not to call it a gun because it's just big as fuck and the common person assumes a gun to be something held in one hand, it surely doesn't look like a rifle; e.g. sniper rifle actually looks like a rifle, DEFINITELY cannot call it a machine gun, NRA members will likely FREAK OUT AT YOUR LACK OF EDUCATION REGARDING PROPER IDENTIFICATION AND CLASSIFICATION OF FIREARMS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Because we all have military experience, or small cocks with which we need to compensate for.
2. A pointy metal object thrower that is NOT DEADLY OR DANGEROUS AT ALL, yet is used by nearly every mass murderer, coincidence? Of course not, they just have constant flash sales promoting this type of pointy shooty thing at Mass Murdermart.
3. A tool with which all persons, children, rapitsts, criminals, murderers, terrorists, fuzzy foreigners, republican domestic terrorists, people of faith, people of no faith, don't forget ANTIFA, protestors, people "supervising and offering medical aid" to protestors, and hell aliens upon arrival into this galaxy should be given and expected to have on their person at all mother fucking times because MURICA!!!!!!!!!!
2. A pointy metal object thrower that is NOT DEADLY OR DANGEROUS AT ALL, yet is used by nearly every mass murderer, coincidence? Of course not, they just have constant flash sales promoting this type of pointy shooty thing at Mass Murdermart.
3. A tool with which all persons, children, rapitsts, criminals, murderers, terrorists, fuzzy foreigners, republican domestic terrorists, people of faith, people of no faith, don't forget ANTIFA, protestors, people "supervising and offering medical aid" to protestors, and hell aliens upon arrival into this galaxy should be given and expected to have on their person at all mother fucking times because MURICA!!!!!!!!!!
Now now Grady, an ar-15 is no more dangerous than a hammer or chef's knife, even though hammers and chef knifes have practical safe uses that society greatly benefit from and would be lost without, and ar-15 is just a murdering machine, did I say machine I'm soooooo sorry go fuck your sister.
Well Buck & Jeb perhaps it's not really hunting or challenging to use an ar-15 to hunt, sorta like using a gattling gun to "hunt fish" in a bucket.
Well Buck & Jeb perhaps it's not really hunting or challenging to use an ar-15 to hunt, sorta like using a gattling gun to "hunt fish" in a bucket.
by ThumbsUpSisterFucker May 27, 2022
Get the AR-15mug.