dead relationship

a relationship that is over. Completely destroyed with no chance of recovery.

Remember that girl I used to date, yeah well thats a dead relationship. Now she'sjust a voice in my head.

by notwiththebs August 06, 2014

Dead dab

When a man sprinkles a dead persons ashes on his penis and gets a girl to lick it off

“Connor did you do anything with Tea last night?”
“Yeah I have her a dead dab it was great”

by Unknown5437 September 05, 2021

Dead Cupped

(verb) an office item slated for termination due to careless usage or abandonment by an employee.

that sweater has been dead cupped_

by tehtaz September 18, 2018

dead awake

When you wake up in the morning, but you are unable to move.

She was dead awake when her alarm went off.

by Gthang17 February 13, 2016

Dead Ice

A word for calling out someone who wears fake jewelry/clothing, but claims it's real.

Flexer: "Hey guys, like my rolex."
Exposer: "That's Dead Ice you liar."

by SonHunter April 20, 2018

Dead and a half

When a post is so stupid that it killing you once isn't enough.

Post: Vaccines cause autism
Commenter: This post got me dead and a half

by CataclysmalHD June 28, 2016

Dead ass

Dead ass means you’re dead serious or you’re really serious or you’re just serious or your jus... It just means straight facts or for real. K.

Person 1 : yo this is some good cake
Person 2: DEAD ASS bruh

by Your average joe mamma November 13, 2019