ugly sunday

If you wake up on Sunday morning and know you have nothing to do, you will spend the entire day in your pyjama and won't take a shower or even brush your teeth because no one will see you.

Me: "You know Brian, this cool guy, who is always so good-looking?"

Friend: "Sure."

Me: "I thought I'd surprise him and take him out to dinner yesterday evening, but when I saw him, I was shocked. It looked like he had an ugly sunday."

Friend: "Omgzz!"

by alexisafterclap January 9, 2010

Black Sunday

when one has shit on the tip of their penis after anal penetration; also well known as shit-dick.

Girl: Hay!

Guy: We're gay today! It's a do-it-in-the-butt Black Sunday!

by SkunkMoneyGetIt September 6, 2013

creamy sunday

To bust a nut (or several) during your day off. Usually leaving one in a depressing cycle that repeats over and over

Wow, creamy sundays one after another.. when will this end? creamy bustin nuts jizzy

by puff puff 12345 November 19, 2014

double sunday

Getting drunk Friday and Saturday night, then waking up to an exceptionally powerful hangover on Sunday.

Sorry son, I can't father you very well because I'm suffering from a double Sunday.

by The Fingers October 16, 2015

shrek sundae

Green hairy nutes smothered in mud toped with chopped shrek peeped and drizzled in creamy rich onion tasting cum

I love me a Shrek Sundae after sex

by myunclesass August 21, 2018

Haiqal sundal

A useless person who often described as a jobless discord owner who leeches off his parent and throwing random tantrums. Malaysians hate him

He’s so full of himself. He’s such a haiqal sundal.
Such disgrace! Haiqal sundal!

by Yours truly, jihyo November 21, 2021

Ice cream sunday

The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth, then having another girl lick or suck the cum out of the first girls mouth.

Dude. I heard that Luke, Jess, and Bri made an Ice cream sunday at Peter's party last night.

by Slevin K. December 19, 2013