A comparably large pile of feces in the shape of the Vatican. It can be on a person (such as during intercourse) or on any ground or surface.
"You don't haul your flea ridden carcass outta bed, I swear on the virgin Mary's tits I am going to leave a Vatican steamer in the middle of your kitchen... I ate the TexMex yesterday. Double pinto beans"
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A homeless man or woman who has urinated themselves in cold weather, thereby creating a steam effect from thier pants.
by Vic the Dick July 25, 2006
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Get the clevland steamer mug.A Chimney Steamer is when you rip a piping hot steamer down your neighbors chimney due to their poor lawn maintenance
by CobraTheAsshole7 June 16, 2019
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I met her in a bar, we went back to hers, and upon turning the light on i noticed she had plastic sheets, inquisitive at first i carried on. There was some foreplay and then she shat on my chest. She asked me afterwards if i enjoyed the cleveland steamer.
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