Cum finger stiffness

Noun. After you get cum on your fingers the cum dries and makes your fingers stiff.

Aw man, I came all over my fingers and got cum finger stiffness.

by DeffTheMedic June 14, 2019

sniffes

Any combination of sniffing and kisses. Rhymes with kisses.

Like when you give a quick sniff when leaning in for a kiss to make sure their breath isnt horrendous.

Hey man did you just kiss your dog?

No it was a sniffes. And that was my girlfriend.

by DorkyJuiceWench September 29, 2014

Biden sniffer

A person who takes very long exeggerated Biden sniffs on very young girls. Gay men also do this to very young men.

Gay man: sniiffffffffffffffffffffffff

Young boy: Dad help!

Dad: GET TF OFF MY SON YOU BIDEN SNIFFER

Punches gay man

by Skyrim550 April 22, 2022

stifle

to drink something, especially beer, in hurried fashion. originally derived from the noun Stifling Helmet, a homemade beer bong whose name came from a line in the hit motion picture "300."

Jon just stifled 2 Natty's in 5 seconds! Damn!

by Drinking Comittee June 12, 2007

stiff panus

A pretentious little motherfucker who likes to dress up as a scaly brown lizard.

He sucks, a lot... and takes it in the bum bum.

Ralph: Woah, John, that guy is taking it in the ass in public!
John: Yeah dude, that guy is SUCH a stiff panus.

by TremulantRock December 5, 2004

bagel sniffer

A person that employs bagel sniffing in order to determine bagel tastiness. Often times a lazy dumb ass who surfs the internet every morning until the department baby sitter comes in, and then a little more discreetly for the rest of the day.

person 1: I'm having trouble downloading the software.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: That dumb ass will only make things worse.
person 2: Yea, just call Eric or Gil.

by AlexTheNewGuy January 18, 2006

Steffen

A common Steffen is someone who get's active around the age of 17-18 and hunts for girls younger than him, 'cause he's a coward who can't compete with girls his age. He most likely curls the naive and young victim to his home, where he can live his sexual fantasies with here and then leave her, breaking her heart forever. But you have to understand the mind of a Steffen. The Steffen only cares about his goal, which is sexual pleasure. The emotions of the victim are not important to him, even if he acts like they are at first. So to sum it up you could say a Steffen is a typical Fuckboy, dabbing his way through his life, wearing addidas sweat pants and muscle shirts, holding his phone infront of his face while taking selfies.

A Look, people are dabbing over there.
B Yeah, they're most likely Steffens.

by LordTourette January 2, 2017