Kick Stand

When your to tired to stand up so you use your dick instead.

“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I’m already using my dick as a kick stand.”

by OgLoc6969 December 21, 2021

Head Standing Up

When you get head while on someones shoudlers while they are standing up.

Hailey: I want Head Standing Up
Emma: STOP
Sam: WTF hornball

by head_standing_up July 2, 2023

The Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick

1) a penis
2) a posh Londoner, especially one with a big member
Ivor Biggun used this term in his song "Hide the Sausage"

"See him over there? That's the Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick"
"Heard about him and his member"
"It's an Honourable Member and don't you forget it!"

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

Stand Up 24

A grueling necessity for EMS and fire service personnel to get their hours in. This is a 24 hour period during which no sleep occurs.

“Yo, want to come out tonight?”
“No bro, I just did a stand up 24, I’m EXHAUSTED”

by Skelly43 May 21, 2024

standing stick

Boner

I’ll talk to you later sweetheart, you’re going to give me a standing stick! I’m still at work.

by Mari CR Morningstar February 23, 2024

Let's blow this popsicle stand

It's origin is said to come from a man trying to mind control people by putting radioactive material in his popsicles and the story continues, but the source "Evil minds of the 1900's" is actually not verified, you can google it if you want, so this story is very likely to be false. For full story read the definition by "Not Zane".

Let's blow this popsicle stand means to leave a place.

"I'm bored, let's blow this popsicle stand."

by nzeu June 9, 2023

standing ovation

when you stand up while shitting and the shit makes a clap on the water

how was your shit?
great man, i had a standing ovation

by janicethefrog April 29, 2024