Monarch Shuffle

A dance involving two or more people of either gender, swaying motion of the hips, and vertical movement of the couple/group.

"Monarch Shuffle "

by Student0879 December 17, 2008

Harley Shuffle

Gait of old bikers. Usually due to years of crashing motorcyles and trashing livers.

Is that man a retard?
No he's just doing the harley shuffle.

by yert March 6, 2010

Rusty Skiff

When one leaves their boner out exposed to the elements for too long causing corrosion of the penis.

Josh: Hey, Ryan your boner has been out for a while now.

Ryan: So?

Josh: well you better unload soon or you might get a rusty skiff.

by Poopstain2000 October 23, 2012

Badami Shuffle

The act of shimmying one's shoulders while hunched over, occasionally clapping one's hands and laughing after making a bad joke

David performed the Badami Shuffle after having said a horrible pun.

by FixTheFernBack May 17, 2012

Dirty Shuffle

When you are in the bathroom dropping the Cosby's off at the pool and you run out of toilet paper. Then you proceed to attempt to shuffle to the toilet paper while still unwiped in the behind area.

"I just had to dirty shuffle across the house because we ran out of toilet paper!"

by DHzmt August 27, 2013

missouri shuffle

Also known as Arkansas stroll, the act of shooting game birds on the ground. Considered un-sportsman like by hunters, unless you are a backwards sister fucker from the show me state.

I taught that dove the Missouri shuffle and we hauled ass back to the cabin so I could rape my sister/wife.

by the pick March 19, 2014

sausage shuffler

Someone who shuffles too much cock.

"Hey did you know Louise is a sausage shuffler"

by big toes July 13, 2014