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shit crinkle

A worthless fold or air-pocket in excrement.
davidlopan123 is a shit crinkle
by aardvarks September 27, 2007
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shitting me

kidding me, joking with me, deceiving me (a vulgar slang expression of profound disbelief)
Henry Kissinger confessed to being a war criminal.

No way! You gotta be shitting me!
by poemsbypam December 30, 2011
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Shit's Creek

To be up "Shit's Creek" is to be in serious or complex trouble, such as to (literally) be "up a creek without a paddle." It is synonymous with Urban Dictionary's expression "Shit Street" and is possibly its antecedent.
"When the deal fell through, we were up Shit's Creek".
"If he gets caught again he will be up Shit's Creek."
by Kcstealth August 13, 2016
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hit that shit

1. to take a puff off a cigarette or marijuana joint.

2. to hit a object with a fist or other object.

3. to have sex with a girl.
Rodney offered me a fresh joint so I hit that shit.

Biff had a annoying friend so he hit that shit with a ball bat.

Mirna told me she was horny so I hit that shit all night.
by a neighbor July 27, 2004
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starting shit

one of the many uses of the word shit, in this particular case it means someone is creating drama or wanting to fight.
hey, peter was starting shit in the chat room last night, he was just asking to be kicked.
by gmoonit April 5, 2008
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The Wet Shit

A Wet Shit is when you wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
"Well, I did have a little bit of a Wet Shit yesterday," Jimmy said.

"I can tell," said his friend Jerry.

"How come," said Jimmy.

"I see the wet brown stuff running down your leg," said Jerry.

The Wet Shit
by The Dumbass That Knows June 21, 2016
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piece of shit

a person who is very abusive towards other people or animals.
That guy over there is always insulting people. He is a piece of shit!
by funny fellas January 13, 2014
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