Sensual Poo

When you're on the toilet, unleashing unspeakable evil like an upside down volcano and the smell gets so bad you have to light a few of your girlfriend's scented candles just to stop yourself passing out from the fumes.

I had an hour long sensual poo yesterday after that dodgy kebab.

by Pretentious Kunt July 12, 2018

Sexually shook

The state of mind when a person is shook but in a sexual way

When Maya stripped naked, Alec was sexually shook

by kc2431 May 27, 2018

sexual genius

fucking know it all

"Hey Jon that's not how you do that try it like this"

Bill you must be a sexual genius.

by veed88 September 6, 2018

Sexually Inept

A characteristic defined by people who are sexually unconfident, unskilled, or someone who just can't get laid in general.

Matt just can't find a girlfriend, he always get nervous when hanging out with women... I think he's sexually inept.

by OEKP February 15, 2019

sexually parched

When it's been so long since the last time you had sex, your genitals are all dried up.

"Dude, I'm sexually parched. My girl took the open sign down. She won't let me tap that."

by Mr. R0b0t November 21, 2019

Sexual

A majority of urban dictionary's definitions

I searched up 'death' on urban dictionary and the third result was highly Sexual

by Nomadster1 October 15, 2020

Sexuality Dysphoria

The state of dysphoria caused by uncertainty of one’s sexual orientation.

Man, I really don’t know what my sexuality is, it’s giving me sexuality dysphoria.

by whitehawk_ December 22, 2020