Sausage Fest

When a large group, typically of men, gather and eat a lot of sausages (usually German, both the men and the sausages).
"Oktoberfest is the best Sausage Fest in the world"
by Duppy Conqueror February 17, 2020
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winter sausage

The physically tiny state of a man's penis after he has gone swimming in very cold water.
That water was so cold I got winter sausage.
by Aros71 April 12, 2013
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sausage beaver

One who constructs a dam out of sausages to keep foods from touching other foods. (I.e keeping baked beans and bean sauce away from chips)
Look at him, he is a proper sausage beaver. Diverting the bean flow.
by Rhucu December 14, 2017
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Brooklyn Sausage

An uncircumcised man staples his foreskin closed, chops it off, deep-fries it, and sells it at a hotdog stand on the side of a highway.
Man, that was a really good Brooklyn Sausage!
by putinscrustyasshole January 20, 2020
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side sausage

I have a boyfriend and he's lame in bed..but I want to keep him, so I keep my side sausage on speed dial to keep me satisfied.
by SneakyCelery September 11, 2016
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sausage jockey

Being an absolute dick riding bender who loves to be surrounded by men
Oi mate stop being a sausage jockey and get a life
by Tom Sharp90973 December 08, 2020
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