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Sam Todd

a person who uses unlawful violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of committing war crimes against children under the age of 5. Alternatively a Sam Todd is a beta male who is so aesthetically displeasing that when a person sees them they immediately gouge out their eyes at the sight of him having sexual intercourse with 3 big guys in his tight pussy.
Omg I saw Sam Todd on the weekend and now I have to bleach my eyes.
by Samuel Todd February 7, 2023
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why sams

*why sams* are people that play online games and are over the age of 40.
dude, look at all these why sams playing online poker =.=
by Cockatoo Nathan January 17, 2009
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sam kelly

doesnt know whats up takes peoples fries without asking and goes around with a swilers hoodie and is 780 pounds
wow that pig is a real sam kelly
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sam fatherstone

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sam fatherstone doing foundation bc hes stupid even tho he has tutoring
by grannylicker123 February 14, 2023
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The Sam Effect

When Sam feeds for first 30 minutes of a DotA game, only to come back by last hitting all the enemies he can.
Tom: "OMG Sam is feeding again on Sniper"
Darren: "Don't worry he'll come back from our god tier 9k plays later on and carry us"
Tom: "Thank fuck, I'm too retarded to carry us lategame"
Darren: ""The Sam Effect" it never ends"
Tom: "Fucking kill me"
by Joe. King October 7, 2016
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Sam bancroft

This is a large dick boy. He will fuck your lady until she screams with his balls in her bellybutton. He might like boys coz he has bummed all the girls in the world
by Penisboi69 February 6, 2019
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Sam Habib

Sam Habib is a term used to refer to someone who is late for the first two weeks of school
Did you hear? That mf was 2 weeks late to the first day of school, what a Sam Habib
by _Pluh September 27, 2023
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