Samual

King of Cereal.
A Samual is someone who loves cereal more than is healthy.

"Serena, you've eaten so much curiously cinnamon today, you're such a samual!"

by Samual. October 19, 2021

samuel

a term for a kid who doesn’t shut his annoying fucking mouth up about blowjobs when he hasn’t had his first kiss yet. he also look like hit by a brick in his facd

samuel has no friends

by downey monkey monkey 543 October 20, 2021

Samuele

Sammy is short for Samuele (Italian). He is an awesome friend and is really sweet. His hair is unbelievably soft and curly. He will always be there for you even on his bad days. He is a bundle of nonstop energy but when he is tired, he can sleep anywhere.

That was fun hanging out with Samuele, but boy am i tired! 😁

by FlowerPower200118 November 13, 2021

Samuel

Is a raging homosexual likes men seduces oranges and has sex with fruits in the fridge dry humps his wall and his momma

"Oh no guys looks out! Its Samuel! Hide your fruits away before he molests them!"

by xx_thepr0phet16235_xx November 20, 2021

Samuel

Someone who can be narcissistic and easily angered or offended, spends most of their time indoors due to being an introvert(not an issue) always needs to be on top it’s their way or no way, can sometimes not get jobs because of “busy schedule” in some cases this is true in others it is not, has a tendency to complain about one person even if the has been no contact between the 2 for several months, sometimes blames his relationship problems on said person even if the 2 people (the one being blamed and the gf/crush) have no form of communication, in other words samuels can be toxic and narcissistic, meanwhile others are more like able and positive!

Person 1: Samuel is being really annoying, he keeps complaining to my girlfriend about me, we haven’t even talk or hangout for months!
Person 2: yup sounds like a Samuel

by God 2.5 August 8, 2021

Samuel

A leaf I have taped to my wall.

Why is there a leaf taped to your wall?

His name is Samuel.

by PlatypusCreator August 12, 2021

Samuel

Samuel is a nice guy always up for a challenge... attracted to girls with girls good packaging has a great sense of humor but doesn't mind spoiling ur day but Samuel is a good friend

Samuel I like u I want to have all ur babies

by Danvyt34 August 17, 2021