turkey special

A turkey special is a sexual act in which a man selects a particularly fat girl, and then proceeds to have sex with one of her neck rolls.

"Man that girl was FAT! You know I had to give her a turkey special!"

by papi loco April 28, 2006

NAPA Special

An acronym for the Naked Anus Pussy Annahilation sex position. It must be performed only by a trained and certified NAPA auto parts specialist using NAPA automotive lube in a liscenced NAPA store and is sometimes followed by a fire breathing dragon.

After applying a generous amount of NAPA auto lube to her "o-rings and seals", the NAPA specialist went in for the NAPA special.

by Gordon September 3, 2008

Grady Special

To fuck somebody in their open wound

Oliver: i tripped and scraped my knee then grady tore it open and did a grady special.

Calvin: Right On!!!

by Kirk666 October 18, 2007

sasuke special

The single greatest form of showmanship known to mankind. It involves doing a round-off cartwheel, followed by a back tuck or "moonsault" onto the head/neck of your attacker. It was innovated by god himself, The Great Sasuke.

The best way to stop a robbery in progress is to Sasuke Special over the register.

by HLV Sequel June 10, 2008

Jono Special

n. The result of ejaculating onto feces.

G: What took you so long in there?
J: Oh sorry, I was making a Jono Special.
G: Get out of my house.

by CrazedFiend July 8, 2010

home alone special

A large cheese pizza that you plan on consuming entirely by yourself.

"My bitch is out for the night, so I snagged a 12 pack and a home alone special."

by l3lizz4rd July 7, 2005

Friday Night Special

The act of defecating in a toilet at the office late Friday night and letting it stew over the weekend for one's colleagues enjoyment on Monday morning.

Dan dropped the brief on his partner's desk and a Friday Night Special in stall #3 before leaving work last night at 10pm.

by Fronk the Tank July 23, 2007