smang it

1. smashing and banging at the same damn time

2. smashing it and then continuing to bang it all in one motion.

"Let me SMANG it girl"

by VAInsomniac September 25, 2013

Small but mighty

A person under 5"6 that will rip your head off if you piss them off

"Look at that shorty over there"
"Yeah some say shes small but mighty"

by Sweaterkid February 2, 2019

Phoenix Smasher

Signiture move of the character Paul Phoenix from the Namco fighting game seriese Tekken.

QCF+2 is the comand for Phoenix Smasher.

by Phoenix Smasher December 8, 2004

Penis Smack

When one exposes their penis and smacks against a surface, such as a window or an actual person.

You can penis smack someone in the face. But it is considered gay to penis smack another penis.

Yo' Caleb, I'll give you $20 to penis smack Miss Hallian's window!!

by Gmoney56 December 1, 2007

Graveyard Smash

Having sex with a woman post-abortion

Hey bro, Stacy just got an abortion yesterday. Can’t wait to graveyard smash tonight!

by Shredder2009 September 19, 2018

Lexi Smash

Lexi Smash lêxee smâsh- (Verb). A violent kick to a male's testicles. This is usually painful and could lead to bruising and/or bleeding. SYN: Neuter. ANT: Fun; Enjoyable.

The girl got pissed off at that guy so she lexi smashed him until his balls bled.

by Bauti December 6, 2009

Smartphone

The latest "must-have" gadget in the infinitely expanding world of pointless, over-priced gadgets. It has been scientifically proven that simply owning a Smartphone will improve your quality of life by 300%. Failure to purchase a Smartphone may result in the development of a condition known as "Having a mind of your own."

As of yet, the only recorded treatment for this condition is a regular, strong dosage of media bullshit.

Media: "Buy this new Smartphone and a whole new world of possibilities will open up to you!"

Mainstream Sucker: "OMG. I just gotta have that. Now I can update my Facebook status anywhere!"

OR

Pretentious Fucker: *In A Nightclub* "Hey, my Smartphone is dead. Can I borrow yours to update my Facebook on how much fun I'm having?"

Smartperson: "No. I don't have a Smartphone. I have a D500..."

Pretentious Fucker: *Leaves Nightclub And Is Consequently Stabbed And Smartphone Stolen*

by Fender137 November 13, 2011