Sleep-perving

Like sleep-walking but more gropey, usually when the sleep-perver pretends to be asleep so they can be near to grope you.

Did you see Tommy last night? He was totally sleep-perving on her!

by Cordelia Carp-fest June 24, 2010

Beard Sleep

The crusty deposit left around the mouth in the morning after dribbling into your beard during sleep.

He awoke in a funky haze of booze and regret, his mouth dry and encrusted with Beard Sleep.

by Grumpy bear 69 May 8, 2020

Rotten sleep

When the quality of your sleep is just awful. You toss and turn, wake and fall back to sleep a little, wake again, restless leg syndrome, cant breathe, have anxiety, continue to toss and turn, even try hot tea and hot showers... still toss and turn until its bright outside. Typically happens after consuming sugar or waking up after being drunk and not being able to go back to sleep.

Ron: im gonna blow a fucking bullet in my brain! Cant fucking sleep.. its Rotten sleep god damnit!

Sabrina: oh i slept like a rock, maybe should stop getting drunk at 6 pm and passing out, only to wake at 1257 am.. hehehehe, wouldnt have to worry about that there rotten sleep.

by Hatingthisday July 19, 2019

sleeping pretzel

When you wake up to find your other half asleep in a pretzel like position. Usually feet and legs will locked in a twisted position raised above the bed.

I caught you in the sleeping pretzel position today again...

by Troll account March 15, 2019

Smart sleep

To sleep in a library in order to more effectively absorb learning through osmosis

I’m going to smart sleep in the library tonight since it is finals week at it is open 24/7 so I can get an A in my ecology final.

by Phanda101 May 5, 2022

Sleep spit

The feeling of disgust in your mouth after sleep- especially after naps

"Eww! Zach I just woke up from my nap and my mouth is full of sleep spit!"
"Gross."

by KitKatKoolio April 12, 2015

Sleep deprivation

Ah yes, sleep deprivation we all know it. You either love it or you hate it. Don't be sleep deprived and no I'm not doing this on 2 hours of sleep over 3 days. ;-;

Jeff: I'm so tired I didn't sleep at all last night
Mary: Oh so your sleep deprived?

Jeff: Yeah I think so

Mary: I know that feeling too well
Jeff: Yeah Sleep deprivation isn't fun

by booblover69420 May 9, 2021