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National shut the fuck up day

every day is national shut the fuck up day, stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary national days on your snapchat story
tina: its national show me your cock day!
bobby: its national shut the fuck up day tina if you really want to see some cock just ask you stupid pitaful excuse for a slut
by Mememaser April 18, 2020
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National Shut Up Bryce Day

Everyday people can tell Bryce to shut up once.
Bryce: Hi
You: Shut Up Bryce
Bryce WTF MAN!?
You: It’s National Shut Up Bryce Day!
Bryce: Understandable, have a nice day
by ButtcheesePoopy September 21, 2020
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glued her eyes shut

Ejaculating in a Females eyes, generally after oral sex.
" She gave me a wicked good blow job and the grand finale was when I glued her eyes shut ".
by King Bariteke January 4, 2017
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Nice cool glass of shut the fuck up

Boy 1: Your sister is hot, man.
Boy 2: Hey, do you want to come round and meet her, maybe I'll offer you a nice cool glass of shut the fuck up
by Jamachine October 22, 2006
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Will You Shut Up Man?

One of the most memorable lines from the first Presidential Debate of the 2020 US election. After constant interruption by then President Trump, former Vice President Biden retorted "Will You Shut Up Man?".
"Who is on your list Joe?"
"Will you shut up man?"
by George's_Bush March 4, 2021
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I'm right, you're wrong, shut up.

"I'm right, you're wrong, shut up." - Eugene Lee Yang
I'm right, you're wrong, shut up. Stop complaining.
by WØĀH August 27, 2019
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