self-shaft

In college, a difficult professor might shaft the class. By extension, 'self-shaft' means taking the same class independent study.

Calc 3? I'm taking that self-shaft next semester.

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

quivering shaft

Whenst thy shaft is placed so firmly betwixt a maiden's busom or vaginal lips so succulently, and the sensation doth become so overwhelming that thy shaft quivers with glee

I'm rocking a quivering shaft at this strip club right now mom call me later.

by ItsDaPoleece December 28, 2013

swedish crank shaft

Where two man stand across for each other grabbing ahold of there own penis with one hand, using there other hand to grab the forearm of their partner, they jerk them off by pulling and pushing the forearm.

I just found out that my girlfriend has a penis, well at least we can still Swedish crank shaft

by ..... . February 14, 2014

cupids butt-shaft

The secret arrow Cupid stores in his asshole. Anything stored in ones asshole for combat purposes.

Bad guy- "we took your quiver, you can't shoot us now!".

Cupid- *reaches behind him, groans "SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER! NEVER UNDERESTIMATE cupids butt-shaft"

by Long Dong Silvers November 13, 2018

Female blame shifting

The process by which a female member of the species homo sapiens transfers responsibility for her actions to an unrelated party. Curiously, this seems to affect others of the species into believing that the newly-blamed individual is truly at fault and that the blamer is in fact the victim.

"So, after she drove her car through the Denny's, punched a paraplegic and shat in the coffee maker, she said it was her husband's fault because he's been ignoring her?"

"Yep. And they didn't press charges."

"Female blame shifting. It's a powerful thing."

by Saluriel July 19, 2014

shiftdelete

1) to permanently delete file(s) on a Windows-based computer.

2) A euphemism for the curse word "shit"

holy mother bull shiftdelete! I just shiftdeleted all those files!

by J-Diddy March 20, 2003

shifted

to alter you mind; to get high, drunk, etc...

i dont remember anything this weekend i was so shifted!

by zach26k February 11, 2008