royal queef

When a woman you deem to be a queen lays a fanny fart at your feet
Damn gurl that’s a Royal queef!
by Rancid Flange Collective August 10, 2021
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Wank royale

When one masturbates with a condom on
Guy 1: I could never cheat on my girlfriend, I think I love her.
Guy2: If the buildup get's too much for you, you can borrow one of my condoms, have a wank royale.
Guy 2: Oh thanks dude
by The Stone Age March 02, 2021
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Royal Weekend

When you have really good eventful weekend that feels like ages
1.)That was a Royal Weekend right there. Now it’s Monday...

2.) I just had a Royal Weekend and it felt like a whole week!
by TheDefinerConnoisseur May 19, 2019
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Royal wedding

When you splooge on the top of a girls head and throw a handful of gold glitter at her so it sticks, then proceed to lead her around the house amid much pageantry.
Michelle kept complaining that I hadn’t introduced her to any of my friends, so last night I gave her the old royal wedding at the frat house.
by Danger, MD May 19, 2018
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Viccy royale

If ur to lazy ot type victory
"bro guess what"
"what?"
"i got a viccy royale bro"
"damn bro thats cool"
by CordlessBog September 27, 2022
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Royal Charles

When a man engages in sex with a woman, and takes the lubricant from the woman's vagina and smears a unibrow on another person with the lubricant.
That Royal Charles was very sticky, but left an akward unibrow.
by Donald Remander February 10, 2012
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