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Roblox girlfriend 

you middle-aged uncle on drugs behind his pc with a girl Roblox outfit on.
when a 6 year old gets his first boner.
bob: "hey jimmy i got a roblox girlfriend" "SICK man!"
Roblox girlfriend by ihavegianntpp January 18, 2021

ROBLOX Anthropomorphic Preportions 

ROBLOX™ Anthro is short for Anthropomorphic, a word most people would appreciate if it wasn't involved in something so unholy. ROBLOX™ Anthro is one of those things that expands your depression list. Anthro was announced on RDC some time during 2017. Anthro breaks away from ROBLOX's ™ Traditional blocky character formation style, instead Anthro chooses creepy adult-like forms. These characters have also been reported for featuring explicit content, such as breasts. Anthro also features more character joints than R6 and R15, therefore the ROBLOX™ Developers have added animations to fit in with the new look, keep in mind it is a fucking hideous look, but a look overall. However, most of the animations are glitchy therefore rendering incompatible with most games, thank fucking god.

Anthro has been receiving large amounts of hate, many claims suggest that adding a more realistic avatar is sending ROBLOX into the Pedophilic Valley. Also, many players have been complaining that it is extremely fucking retarded to add a human-like package to a game called "ROBLOX" because it is designed to be a blocky game. Players also complain about items not being compatible in certain ways, such as, a hat that goes right through your face, or hair that penetrates your forehead. The developers themselves aren't fan of Anthro either, constantly joking about how idiotic of an addition it will be.
A normal conversation about Anthro

Player: It's been a while since I've played ROBLOX, let's see how much it has developed.

notices multiple friends ranting about Anthropomorphic Proportions Absolute fuckin shit

Player: "Why the hell did I even think about rejoining this depressing game? ROBLOX used to be so fun, but now the developers decided to add breasts to their character models, so disappointing."

leaves to prevent any further suffering

.: Studied by multiple human behavior artists :.

.: Anthro is an Nontraditional, Creepy, Over-realistic, disgusting excuse for a good edition to ROBLOX . ROBLOX wasn't meant to include Breasts. ROBLOX Anthropomorphic Preportions is one of those moments that makes you want to die :.

Roblox Virgin 

A school aged male or female who play ROBLOX so much that they never get a date.
John: Hey dude wanna play roblox?
Jake: Nah dude, you spend too much time on it, you're such a Roblox Virgin
John: Fuck you man!
Roblox Virgin by 02-01-2016, 06:37 PM September 29, 2018

Roblox Moderation Team 

Roblox Moderation Team is the team that moderates roblox. They often like to use the ban tool like it's their own toy. For example, people can get banned for saying the word ''gay'' or something they have never said. The roblox moderation team usually never fix their platform or try to be smart with what they are doing.
Person : ###
Roblox Moderation team: We take this as discriminatory speech and we shall ban you now for 7 days
Person: What, that wasn't even something bad it was all hashtagged
Roblox Moderation Team: We are still banning you for 7 days
Person: Damn the Roblox Moderation team sucks.

Roblox Text-to-Speech "stories" 

A video made using the app CapCut where there are 4 characters in a Roblox group chat, and one of them is either 5 years old or 70 years old.
"Hey man, want to play some Roblox?"
"Sorry I'm to busy watching Roblox Text-to-Speech "stories"."

Roblox Story 

a dumb text to speech thing where a girl on Roblox goes finding friends, and stuff

it appears a lot on TikTok, sometimes on YouTube
Average Roblox Story:

Jenna: heeeeyyyyyyy besttttie
Carlos: i am getting 198765456789876545 robux and i dump you because you have nooooo robux, *changes avatar* byyyyye nooooooooob
Jenna: *joins ragdoll* im bored
Lilly: JOIN MY GROUP CHAAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW
*Lilly adds Jenna to the group chat*
Xavier: ewwwwwwwww bacon kick her
Lilly: no
Carlos: OMMMGGG JENNA IS THAT YOU
Jenna: ya
Lilly: lets do a facccce reveaaaaaaal
Everyone: ok
Lilly: im lilly, im 15 and this is me *shows cute girl*
Carlos: im carlos im 16 and this is me *shows sexy boy*
Jenna: im jenna im 14 and this me *shows handsome girl*
Xavier: im xavier im 1 i mean 18 and this me *shows really cute boy*
Jenna: I SAAW THAT IMAGE FROOM GOOGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xavier: *"accidently" shows baby pic*
Lilly: I KICK UUUUUUUUUUU
*Lilly kicks Xavier from the group chat"
Everyone: thank the gooooods
Carlos: wanna play adopt me
Everyone: YAYAYAYAYYAAAAAAAA
*The end*