Robert

He is the most gay person to exist

Dude Robert is so Gay

by Nathan-the-destroyer- of- anus December 12, 2019

Amy Roberts

A cool ass bitch who gets all the ass and is a real MVP (most valuable player)

"That boys a real Amy Roberts for pulling that chick last night"

by Gangster Homie Nigga Sweet Gat February 22, 2015

nini salazar-roberts

Hot woman, also known as "knee knee". Played a fork in beauty and the beast twice, wrote a song about a rose that made her annoying boyfriens mad, closeted lesbian, secretly in love with Gina Porter.

Wow that Nini Salazar-Roberts is so hot!! I wish I could date her!

by Jdkudvekeoswo September 26, 2021

Roberto-esque

A one-word description of a person who exhibits symptoms of lazyness, sloth, liberalism, or an overall entitlement attitude (i.e. one who exudes an assweasel mentality).

or

One who, by simply being alive, elicits feelings of hatred, anger, and an overall desire to give the Roberto a rapid onset of sudden death.

I thought that employee was going to be great when we hired him, now he's turned out to be a fucking Roberto-esque piece of shit.

or

I really want to rip the arm off of that Roberto-esque piece of shit and beat him to death with it.

by Society for freedom from Assbags November 10, 2008

Robert Whitacre

a sex god. not only good in bed but in all other areas of the house too.

I wish i was like "Robert Whitacre".

by Carly Hinkle January 23, 2009

Roben

A woman who will eat your soul. She loves money and power. Nothing and no one can stop her. Watch out.

Who took your soul? Oh, Roben.

by Hashkaba February 6, 2010

Robert

A self-interested arsehole who is materialistic and has enough self loathing to fill a ocean. He is selfish, money orientated and counts his pennies worse than scrooge. His family and friends are forgotten and his only thought is for his girlfriend who is from a wealthy family. He thinks he is better than everyone else and lets everyone know how great he has it whenever he can, boasting about his new car, 'swanky' lifestyle and hitting the clubs in London because that's what cool people like Robert do. Roberts will do nothing for anyone unless they are able to gain from it, they are greedy human beings and go out of their way to insult others and bring them down to their own level of self-loathing.

That kids a selfish SOB, oh it must be a Robert

by Periodicals May 14, 2016