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robert is a piece of shit

by Ashton's future wife <3 April 9, 2019

Robdog

A nice and genuine man, yet provides a scary atmosphere when he doesn’t like you with enough intimidation to make anything worry. He makes everybody laugh and is amazing. Never get on the wrong side of Robdog. He has brown hair and freckles, with terrible rage. He passes his spare time by messaging girls and talking to his pals.

I was speaking to Robdog today, he’s such a lad

by Mr Robby g May 27, 2019

Robert

An autistic fuck who thinks he’s good at everything but in reality is just a Whitney little bitch.

Smart being: No one wants to hang out with Robert
Smart being 2: no shit

by Zirins December 10, 2019

Robert Hunter biden

The most charming cutest boy in America. The only boy I would simp for

Damm their is Robert hunter biden sheshh ❤️🥺

by Badestbitch February 15, 2021

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is the one and only gorgeous Edward Cullen from Twilight and the hearthrob Cedric Diggory from Harry Potter. He looks fabulous during both of these movies, and yet, whenever you see him in the real world he is unshaven and it looks like he has just gotten out of bed. He's trying to pull off the tough guy look, and it doesn't suit him in the slightest way! He doesn't need to try so hard, because it looks crappy and he doesn't need help with girls anyway.Trust me, probably every girl in america has heard of him and at least one half want to marry him. He is still so sexy, but he could go far with combing his hair before going out in public. I am a HUGE fan of both Harry Potter and the Twilight Series, so just know that Robert is HOT, but he always looks like he just came out of a hangover.

Why can't gorgeous Robert Pattinson look like Edward Cullen or Cedric Diggory? Is it his crapped hair or the way he always looks mad?

by TwilightLover09 March 22, 2009

Robert

A Robert is an inconsiderate piece of trash who only cares about himself. He is a sly and sneaky person when it comes to sleeping with girls. A Robert is not trustworthy or honest to people, so do not fool yourself and believe you are special to him because at the end of the day he only wants sex.

Him: you're so special to me. Want to have sex?

Me: you're such a robert!

by Ihatemyname123 March 14, 2017

Robert

FPH: Fat pumpkin head, fukstik, lebo arab loner. Chillax this is graus.

Robert Mokbel

by rahgioshsahsd October 26, 2010