Text Retarded

When the dumbass friend in your groupchat asks a question that indicates they don't know how to fucking read.

Friend One: Dinner is at 7PM.
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?

by Cummy Cummerson December 18, 2023

Fucking Retarded Idiot-

Logan Thomas Ward

Bill said to Jim hey man did you hear about that Fucking Retarded Idiot- Logan ward

by Logan’s biggest opp January 21, 2024

Tactical Retardery

When you are playing a video game and make a play that is so profoundly stupid that even Napoleon after having invaded Russia would be ashamed of it.

Person 1: Hey watch this, I bet I could run through this entire open area (in siege) and make it over there before I get shot. (Proceeds to get shot and die)

Person 2: (There is no person 2, no one will play with you. But someone did actually want to play with you they would call that tactical retardery)

by musket 193 January 27, 2024

Aucostic Retarded Driver

An worse version of Idiot drivers, those fucking retarded individuals will cut your car off without a fucking turn signal, and turn it up midway while merging into your lane, and if you even dare to honk at them, they will flip you off, ct like the victim and threaten to call the cops, 99% of encounters with those aucostic people lacking 10 chromosomes will result in a road rage leaving you absolutely pissed off because of how annoying, fucked up and retarded those type of people are.

Anyone could be this type of person, but most commonly, adult woman drivers with short hair with a baby ass voice, (Karens), which lack a father figure and proper attention in their childhood

This person is a Aucostic Retarded Driver and shouldn't have their driver's license.

by Lyxtq October 6, 2024

darius retarded ass nigga

a fucking ass retard who stims all the time and he's also a fatass.

you should most likely kill yourself if you are referred to as this.

Bro, that retard who stole by bike is a, "darius retarded ass nigga."

by obesemoron December 1, 2024

Avak retarded

A yeshivish term combining Hebrew and English to describe someone who is slightly or partially "off" mentally or behaviorally, not fully meeting a label but showing characteristics of it. "Avak" comes from the Hebrew term meaning "dust" or "partial," and implies an indirect or lesser form of something.

*bochur pacing around on a shidduch reference call*

“He’s not toit meshuga.. you chap? I wouldn’t call him completely retarded.. He’s avak retarded, yeah?”

by Pitzhak_da_hut December 24, 2024

Avak Retarded

A slang term combining Hebrew and English to describe someone who is slightly or partially "off" mentally or behaviorally, not fully meeting a label but showing characteristics of it. "Avak" comes from the Hebrew term meaning "dust" or "partial" and implies an indirect or lesser form of something.

Bochur pacing during a shidduch reference call
“He’s not toit meshuga, you chap? I wouldn’t call him completely retarded. He’s avak retarded, yeah?”

In this context, "avak retarded" suggests that a person is not entirely mentally deficient but displays traits that could be seen that way.

He was being avak retarded when he tweeted:

Christmas Robin Hood’s Men

🤝

Being Merry

by Pitzhak_da_hut December 24, 2024