God’s rub

When a person rubs a towel between their ass cheeks

After i got out of the shower i did a god’s rub

by TeamFortress3Official November 10, 2025

Don't rub it

Something

Don't rub it

by Don't rub it July 13, 2023

rubbing pancake

The rubbing pancake is the pancake on the top of the stack which holds the desirable butter slab. this pancake is rubbed against the rest of the stack in order to spread the butter.

“Hey where’d the rubbing pancake go”
“In my stomach”

by Aeirq185 August 8, 2023

Horse Rub

Rubbing a horse

"I'm gonna give his penis a horse rub"

by PenisRubber27 January 19, 2021

rub-a-dub dump

When you jerk off while taking a dump.

Jay stopped playing GTA to take a rub-a-dub dump

by JackNero December 13, 2017

Mcshoulder Rub

When someone gives a shoulder rub right after they have eaten McDonald’s fries, a big mac, and apple pie. This is a service that is not requested by the recipient, and is usually unexpected.

I was just sitting on the couch and all of a sudden I got a Mcshoulder rub!

by anonymous June 22, 2025

rage rub

When you are extremely perturbed and exacerbated of hope the only cure is to masturbate with the rage of 1000 suns. A rage rub is the act of angrily jerking a phallus, and can be both by given or received. Also known as to madsturbate.

Dylan: Goddammit I’m so fucking angry!
Becky: Is there anything I can do to help?
Dylan: Yeah. Why don’t you come over here and give me a dangerous rage rub.

by AssontheGrass October 1, 2018