queef

(kw-ee-f)
1. an explosion of vaginal gases
2. vaginal fluttering sounds

There were some small queefs while they were having sex.

by iamamf0668 May 2, 2006

Queef

an emission of air from the pussy, sometimes when the penis entering the pussy is too small

She queefed a lot during the sex because the man's dick was tiny

by joe July 13, 2003

Queefalope

A variation of the word queef.
Often used to insult someone.
Also quite effective at pissing people off at 3:00 in the morning.

"Austin, stfu"
"FUCK YOU QUEEFALOPE"

by James Kewk January 19, 2008

Queef Cave

Slang term for a whore's vagina.

Jake: "Did you get in her pants?"
Matt: "Yeah man, i tapped that queef cave."

by Tom Herpe March 18, 2011

Queef Kernel

chunky, blood clot byproducts of a queef during a woman's menstrual period.

Dude, I thought Carman's period was over and we banged doggy style... but then I got splattered by queef kernels when I pulled out.

by Buck Mann April 28, 2011

Queefarer

Queefarer n.

A fellow who enjoys riding in on a vaginal fart. A portmanteau word from queef n. and (sea)farer n.

That Derek loves those pussy farts. He's a dedicated queefarer you know.

by Doctor Jonsun August 6, 2011

Queef Huffing

An act in which one person, usually a teenage male, will shove their nose into the vagina of a pregnant woman, usually a milf, and sniff or huff her queefs. This is an incredibly horrifying sex act.

"Dude, isn't that so fucked up that that sicko was queef huffing with his own mom last night?"

by kingofpenisandlvl80paladin April 18, 2012