Closet Queen

A very nice or expensive guitar that never gets played.

Have you seen Bob's 57 gold top? It's so sweet but he never plays it. It's a closet queen.

by Comanche June 13, 2012

rugby queen

A woman who shows up to the "after party" post rubgy game. The party typically includes lots of drinking and this woman is sang to by the players. Her anatomical features are enhanced by song from head to toe. It (the rugby queen tradition) is a joy for all attending.

Julie came to the party after the game, she was pronounced "The Rugby Queen" and a song broke out about her.

by SDSU rugby September 14, 2007

toast to the Queen

Very similar to taxi for Brown and used in order to cover up and/or diffuse the situation of having released a quantity of noxious vapour from one's anal sphincter. However, should only be used in situations of extreme duress, possibly when there are visiting dignitaries or royalty present due to the seriousness of bringing up Her Majesty's name in vain.

4th Archduke of Wilmington - "My word what is that foul miasma in the air? I feel like my eyes are on fire!"
Wilde, raising glass - "Ladies and gentleman; a toast to the Queen."
Everyone - "The Queen!"
Glasses clink, situation diffused.

by Taylor Durden April 22, 2006

Queen Mary

Queen Mary is drug slang for Marijauna.

Bob Dylan's song "Just Like a Woman": "Queen Mary, she's my friend. Yes I believe I'll go see her again."

by pulptruth March 28, 2010

Parking Queen

A fairly unconvincing transvestite who gives suck jobs in the public toilets at shopping centre carparks. Normally for under $5 or just for the hot meal.

Lauren is parking queen of the Target city carpark. Don't work her territory or "she" will stab you with an AIDS filled syringe.

by chris+ February 25, 2008

cellulite queen

a true thing of beauty, the other definitions are just wrong. There is not anything sexier than seeing a woman with a lot of cellulite and watching it jiggle all over when she moves. This is especially true when bbw's show off their body in a skimpy bikini and let all their cellulite show on their booty. It signifies what all women should try to look like.

Everytime i see my girlfriend take off her panties, i get an enormous hard-on from seeing her thunder thighs and all her cellulite that is all over her ass. She is a true cellulite queen because her legs and buttocks are covered with cottage cheese.

by bbw lover88 July 2, 2007

Mattress Queen

A woman who is known to sleep around alot, that she is always on her back on the bed.

Doreen the mattress Queen likes to go steady with the footy team

by Glenn Griffiths August 30, 2006