spoopy puppy

the definition of retard

spoopy puppy = retard

by Alexander Toast October 30, 2020

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Who are you giving the puppies to?

The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.

Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?

by JizzedOn June 6, 2023

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Fetch the puppy

Euphemism for: 'Felch the puppy', or 'Felch the cute young guy'.

Guy 1: Are you taking that puppy upstairs to the sauna? You wanna live the Berlin experience!
Guy 2: No way, I'm gonna totally fetch the puppy in my shower room. He's all mine.

by cuksocker August 30, 2013

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Hush puppy

Be quiet and take this puppy

I almost exposed him, then he gave me a hush puppy.

by Female7777777 September 30, 2019

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Puppies

A natural cure for depression without chemicals in the form of tiny dogs.

Aww! Puppies.

by zimmygirl777 January 24, 2025

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niz puppy

The act of becoming aroused by rubbing your neck, after which you go and watch puppy porn. While watching the puppy porn you masturbate into a jar and drink the contents.

People who say niz puppy like to niz puppy on saturday nights.

by Larry IV May 9, 2011

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