cantonese pudding

A man defecates on a woman’s chest between her breasts and then titty fucks her.

The resulting concoction after he finishes of cum, sweat, and feces is then scraped with a wooden spoon into a bowl and served hot.

“I thought our sex life was boring until he made me some Cantonese pudding”

by Nick0985 October 19, 2021

Pud

A person who lacks in skill, knowledge, and common sense.

Dude you got the math question wrong! Quit acting like a pud!

by Right Hand Roasted April 18, 2018

Rice Pudding

A dessert made from rice, milk, sugar and raisins.

Fuck Abbie! Put some raisins in the rice pudding!…

by JoveInvictus March 1, 2022

asian pudding

basically melted cheese

bobby- i live asian pudding
sarah- whats that
bobby- melted cheese

by jack_aint_black March 6, 2018

belgian waffle pudding

when you put belgian waffles on your partners cheeks during sex and start nutting in their butt

me and sigma boy are gonna go get some belgian waffle pudding

by seachips December 27, 2024

Pud Wood

A fat obese 26yr old virgin

That guy gets no bitches!, he must be a Pud wood

by VALVBALVLA August 17, 2022

road pudding

Not being able to hold it when in a car and having to poop along side of the road.

He dropped some road pudding right before exit 10.

by DiggingBear November 4, 2021