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loose as a clowns pocket

that Sian Mgee is as loose as a clowns pocket
by billy bob May 14, 2003
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out-of-pocket

To front money you don't expect to get back, refunded, or applied to future expenses (as in pulling cash out of your pocket).
I wanted to get that fish-food service, but I had to come up with $45 out-of-pocket.
by Anonymus Bosch June 20, 2006
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Playing Pocket Pool

To play pool in your pocket
He has a really small pool table in his pocket and he occasionally plays pool on it.
by Sphinctar May 8, 2003
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fat pockets

Fat pockets are essentially "pockets of fat" that can be found almost anywhere on the body. They are commonly called lovehandles, double chins, thunderthighs, and kankles. These "pockets" are basically large and noticeable groupings of fat. They are embarrassing and WILL attract negative attention.
1)"Eww... check out those fat pockets hanging out of Catie's enormity... she should put on a damn sweater."

2)"Jesusgod, Taylor, my eyes! Them fat pockets of yours are fucking nasty!"
by Fatman-Ugly Person May 23, 2007
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Louisiana Hot Pocket

The ultimate revenge sex preformed by lubricating a condom with ICY HOT before having intercourse with an ex
Brandi that whore drunk dialed me last night so I ran over to her house and gave her a Louisiana Hot Pocket
by Twisted dude March 1, 2009
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Tennessee Hot Pocket

Same as a ketucky hot pocket, except its corny poo
wow that guy got a huge Tennessee Hot Pocket last night, must have eaten some corn before fudgepacking
by Nickd009 September 14, 2006
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Alabama hot pocket #2

Similar to the original hot pocket, however this requires the participant to defecate into the the woman's rectum instead. Proceed to insert the penis into the sphincter and thrust until climax. The last step requires the fucker to perform anal fellatio or salad tossing upon the fuckee.
I got tired of the ol hot pocket, so I decided to spice up our sex life and try the Alabama hot pocket #2. And wake up to a Portugese breakfast. I think Jane will ask me for a remarriage.
by Encablossa April 13, 2008
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