Stupid Poser

Those who must be abolished and killed.

Example 1
"Hey bro did you see that guy mall grabbing over by the stair set earlier?
"Yeah. He's such a stupid poser."
Example 2
"I saw a stupid poser wearing a Motley Crue shirt at an Exodus show, so I beat him up and stole his condoms."
"Fuck yeah! Posers must die!"

by MrSquister April 12, 2023

Jojo Pose

When engaging in masturbation, the individual proceeds to enter a stance similar to that of the iconic pose from JoJos Bizarre Adventures. There is a slight bend in the knees, an exaggerated lean backwards, and tight glutes.

*Warning* This pose, when held for long periods of time, can lead to extreme muscle soreness as the accumulation of sweat in the form of a puddle around the feet so remain diligent and so not slip.(I have done that).

You-"Damn bro I'm mad sore in my glutes"
Friend-"What did you do for that to happen?"
You-"When I was beatin last night, I struck and held the Jojo Pose for 2 and a half hours(Real story)

by Bootylickinboi September 19, 2023

juggling the ponies

Giving someone useless tasks to do just for the enjoyment of those watching.

Check out Bob the intern, old man Jones really has him juggling the ponies today.

by jackal38 May 6, 2011

Bald face monkey pose

The act of beating off while in a yoga class .

Love that down face dog. Here's my bald face monkey pose.

by Mossyoak990 March 12, 2018

The kiss of Cyber Poseidon

When your smartphone falls in the wc and Poseidon kiss your ass with a splash of water

Fuck, I get the Kiss of Cyber Poseidon during a match vs shit

by Je suis Sus April 16, 2018

Jared’s Pose

The peace sign over the individuals face/head area

Did you see that dweeb doing the Jared’s pose? What a loser

by Fat Mano March 31, 2020

Grown man/woman poser

Someone who's a fragile child not just on the surface, but down to their very core.

The boy/girl was a grown man/woman poser, posing as more adult and grown up than everybody else in their environment.

by Solid Mantis November 30, 2020