Pizza Pie

When a guy gives a girl a cream pie while she's on her period

I have her a pizza pie last night, it was a hot sexy mess!

by Eboypm February 16, 2017

I'm a pizza

What you say when your surprised or in disbelief. A substitute for Oh MY GOD!

Person 1: Micheal Jackson died yesterday.

Person2: I'M A PIZZA!

by Shrugu December 23, 2009

Ordering Pizza

Code for buying illegal drugs.

There are special toppings used to specialize what kind of drugs are being bought.

Ex. “I'm ordering pizza with extra cheese and pepperoni” really means “I'm buying drugs, mainly ecstasy and heroine.”

See pizza.

Kate told her parents she needed money to order pizza but really was using it to buy drugs.

by Luper October 24, 2004

Pizza-Gasm

When the pizza your eating is soo good and you have so much of it that you just don't wanna stop eating and can't stop smiling as a result of the awesomeness

I went to Shakespeare's and was left with a food baby and the aftermath of a pizza-gasm.

by Reg Reg January 23, 2011

Pizza Strength

any feats of strength associated with or which are conjured by eating an enormous amount of Chicago's finest.

Lefler just slammed back 16 deep dish pepperoni and he saved that kid pinned beneath the bus with his pizza strength.

by Andrew Papa John's Davis March 21, 2011

Pizza Titties

A word pioneered by my father, Michael. Pizza titties are a pair of woman's breasts that when they have grown to outrageous proportion as to project out from the chest over a foot in length you may rest a pizza on them. In basic terms, titties so big that You could successfully place a pizza on them without the pizza falling off and proceed to eat the entire pizza.

Did you catch that episode of Dog the Bounty Hunter last night!? His wife's has the biggest Pizza Titties I've ever seen!!

by DontSpaceCakes October 28, 2013

Pizza Girl

When a man has love at first sight. He falls for the pizza girl after just one short encounter (often just a few words are exchanged), yet afterwards he wonders why he didn't get down on one knee and propose. Most pizza girls are never actually obtained because the subject was really drunk and the girl was hideous, the girl was way out of his league, or he fucked it up on the second time he approached her because he was too nervous. Pizza girls are also often replaced by a new pizza girl the following week when he meets another random girl at a party and is so drunk he thinks he loves her too.
Never steal a man's pizza girl.

Guy in love-"Dude I met this girl at the pizza station in the dining hall and I didn't realize how wonderful she was until after I left. Should have gotten down on one knee right then and there and proposed."

Friend-"It's alright you'll see her again bro."

Guy in love- "Yeah I saw her two days ago and tried to talk to her but when I went up to her she didn't remember who I was, then I tripped and stabbed the cafeteria lady with a fork, then threw up on her while trying to clean the spaghetti off of her boobs so I'll never approach that pizza girl again."

by Brochachonacho November 4, 2014