Pirates hat

When you have sex on the beach and get a sandy vagina

My dick wore her pirates hat yesterday on the beach

by Fudgeon2 June 14, 2018

Pirate Protein

Hair , it's Hair , Pirate Protein is Hair, specifically beard Hair from a pirate. It is also (somehow) a vegan friendly alternative to non-degenerate protein.

Cool guy: Hey Fresh guy, do you know a vegan alternative for protein?
Fresh guy: Have you tried Pirate Protein?
Cool guy: Oh, no i haven't. I will try it right now.

by Your dog smells tasty mmmmmmmm January 25, 2019

Painty the Pirate

The pirate painting from SpongeBob SquarePants.

Little kid 1: Hey you know that pirate painting guy from Spongebob?
Little kid 2: Yeah, What about it?
Little kid 1: His actual name is Painty The Pirate.
Little kid 2: Holy crap I never knew that!!

by CyndaChu February 2, 2019

pirate black

Only the best color for YEEEZY.

“Um, there’s only one color, Pirate Black”

by Dr._Mario April 21, 2019

Somalian Pirates

The guy who stole your toys

When the government was overthrown and Somalian pirates stole your toys

by Bigga69 September 27, 2019

Pirate Johnny

A cocktail made from Sailor Jerry, dry ginger ale and fresh lime.

Get a brother a Pirate Johnny!

by Schmorgy October 21, 2017

Butt Pirate

See definition of rat scams-hoes

Fuck dude your such butt pirate.

by Chevtrazer February 27, 2018