false pineapple

False Pineapple is the way, our god. Believe in the False Pineapple, do as it wishes, and everything in your life will be alright.

False Pineapple is my way of life

by kollo July 24, 2025

Pineappling

The practice of inserting preposterously large items, pineapple-sized or larger, into human orifices, namely the vagina or anus.

He pineappled a Nebuchadnezzar with surprising ease; truly, pineappling was his calling.

by SirButtsworth August 4, 2023

Pineapple Hair

In the new building bikini bottom video (sponge bob) by Anix, the weird hair on pineapples has finally been told to us!

I tried the pineapple hair on a pineapple, it tastes AMAZING.

by Xxsunflower_luvxX June 16, 2020

Pineapple

Pineapple is a common safe word during sex (usually during BDSM) it can also be a safe word to anything.

Pineapple is my safe word okay?

by Toriissad April 4, 2022

Pineapple

When you and a friend (group of friends) sees a cute guy/girl and don’t want to just point it out you use the code name “pineapple”.

You can also use “cookie” or “peach”.

Please refrain from using a vegetable, as it would sound very, very stupid.

Me- Omg, look Ashley it’s a pineapple at 9 o’clock!!
Ashley- Shit.... that sure is a fine pineapple.... a fineapple!

by Confuzzled92 November 17, 2018

Pineapple

The word retarded people use to speak of a certain fruit which is not an apple and does not grow on pine trees.

Person 1: This pineapple is so good!
Person 2: It's ananas you retard.

by PrDelahaye July 19, 2020

pineapple hairs

the leaves on a pineapple

Pineapples have pineapple hairs.

by icey grape June 16, 2020