wife pilled

Describes a person with inherently wifey energy, chronically wifeable, 10/10 would wife.

He's so poggers and wife pilled.

by GarfieldMalewife September 15, 2023

fungus-pilled

When you don't take the red or blue pill but instead just take the pill of which ever side is bigger/popular.

Bro, you are so fungus-pilled with the way you always follow what people tell you!

by TheJuicyOne September 18, 2023

Red Pill

A interminable, transformative perception that requires the ability to acknowledge the “harsh truth” of reality (i.e female nature). You will experience one of the stages, known as red pill rage, a transitory phase that you must swallow go through to fully digest, and live a new life with along red pill knowledge. Once you digest this pill, there’s no going back–you can try as hard as you want, it is subconsciously permanent.

He took the red pill after she shattered his heart.

He’s red-pilled.

He swallow the red pill once he realized the truth.

He changed his life by taking the red pill.

by Camtoorare September 22, 2023

bug pilled

Awareness and a state of being created by an over indulgence of prescription pills and other prescribed medicnes. A state of being in which you are more docile and naive due to an over indulgence in prescribed medicine.

“Did you hear Mikey’s therapist has him on antidepressants now?” “Isn’t he already on adderral?” “He is bug pilled for sure”

by blickygotthestiffyuh September 28, 2023

pilled

(Blank)pilled. To be in a contate state of. To be always (blank).

"Oh, I'm basedpilled as fuck." I am literally always right.
"I'm so clearpilled." I am constantly in the right state of mind.

by Nagasan September 30, 2023

Samurai Pill

A boner pill like Cialis or viagra. Makes u fuck like a samurai. Makes u the master swordsman. Musashi

“The Vatican wants to wet me up with silver bullets, but I’m on a goddamn samurai pill!”

-Dracula Flow 4

by Dogfucka April 24, 2024

Amber Pill

Taking the Amber Pill means becoming aware that some women are toxic and dangerous. They should not be interacted with. Friends usually make you aware of these toxic behaviors, as sometimes it's hard to see them by yourself, and men will usually ignore the red flags. You can be Amber Pilled before or after the fact(s).

This pill is named after Amber Heard and is in the same vein of the color scheme as the Red Pill, Blue Pill, etc., as amber is also a color.

These women offer very little, have bad intentions, and will ruin your life. Early warning signs include being egocentric, shallow, lying, shaming, finessing, etc. These women will also spread rumors, make false claims of physical or sexual abuse, abuse the MeToo movement, use you as an ATM machine, file for divorce, and turn your kids against you, causing harm to you and your livelihood.

These types of women should not be pursued for any reason.

I got Amber Pilled after Amber and Johnny's trial reached its conclusion.

by Mister Arbiter April 28, 2024