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Pee Camel

A person who defies all kidney laws and stores urine like a camel to be released at a time of their choosing. (usually female.)
"We've been at this festival all weekend and I haven't seen Anna pee once!

Dude, thats coz shes a pee camel!"
by DEMuahahah May 26, 2014
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Spider Pee

When one person sits on top of another, chest to chest and interlocking legs, while on the toilet. The top individual pees through the bottoms legs. Similar to the past time of spidering on the swings at a playground.
"Hey Baby, will you please let me spider pee you this one time." - Husband
"I thought you'd never ask! it will be just like the good old days back on the playground, only dirtier...." -Wife
by MrRogersSweater May 23, 2020
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pee tingles

the tingly feeling you get on the back of your head, neck and shoulders when you pee that feels amazing. sometimes better than an orgasm

if you have pee tingles please comment on this post because no one that i know has them
1: bro my pee tingles are fucking amazing
2: what in the cotton picking rim raising god praising black jack paddy wack fuck are pee tingles
1: smh
by yeeterschonderdwarf69 September 8, 2019
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Pee Peeee

When you have nothing funny to text your friend, So you send them Pee Peeee with a random meme.
I didn’t have anything funny to send to Robert So I just sent him Pee Peeee lol.
by I like oofing May 25, 2020
mugGet the Pee Peeeemug.

pee hammer

While a male is taking a piss, the penis is clamped down upon preventing further discharge resulting in an internal backup of fluids (aka a water hammer) that causes extreme pain.
I was taking a shower with my girlfriend and had to pee, so I pissed on her feet and she turned around and grabbed my junk causing a pee hammer.
by UnCivil Engineer December 23, 2011
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Urine Pee On

by mysuperfakename October 9, 2020
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pee shy

Unable to urinate for any psychological or physiological reason.
"Dude, you were in there for a long time!"
"Yeah, it gets pee shy after I drink this much beer. It took 5 minutes just to get it running, then I had to sphincter out the tail."
by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016
mugGet the pee shymug.

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