tuch patrick

touching patrick from spongebob on the hit mobile app "goo asmr make fun" and when you do he goes:

ohh myyy.... amazing.... mmmmmm

guy 1: man i love playing goo slime simulator
guy 2: can you tuch patrick in it?
guy 1: yes
phone: oh my... amazing... mmmm

by thegrugs February 16, 2025

Patrick

He’s a pretty cool dude that gets all the ladies

“My name is Patrick and I get all the ladies WHOOOOOOO”

by Gmagg60 December 15, 2020

St Patrick's Shart

An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.

Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!

Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...

...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!

by CouchPotato420 March 20, 2021

Patrick

Patrick is the type of guy to be crap at fifa div 10 but he’s the type of guy to be a g

this guys. Such a Patrick

by Zach-41 February 10, 2021

patrick shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yooo let’s get patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit

by Wreyeleigh December 16, 2019

Patrick

loves milk so much hes been gone for 6 years on a mission to find the perfect one to bring home

daughter: mommy where did dad go?
mother: ph ur dad, patrick, loves milk

by urmotherisinmybed1234 June 21, 2022

Pulling A Patrick

When you eat so much ass you hurt your feet.

Bob: What's up with D'Vonn over there?
Tylnn: Oh yeah he was Pulling A Patrick over the weekend

by holyyahoo January 26, 2022