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Puppy

A cover-up word for "Pussy." Comes from trying to text "Pussy" in WORD on cell phones.
Dave is being a lil puppy and won't go out tonight.

Jenna is a puppy.

Aright I'm bein' out, later puppies.
by Tall Greg January 9, 2011
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puppy post

A blog entry posted on an innocuous topic to distract blog readers from a previously posted blog entry that is causing criticism or dissension. Also used to move previous blog entries down the screen so as to push them off the front page of a blog.

Origin: On 4/25/2008, a post titled "The TSA Puppy Program" was posted on the Transportation Security Administration's blog (blog.tsa.gov). Conjecture in the comments section was that the post, which contained pictures of cute puppies, was intended to distract readers from the vociferous discussions on previous posts regarding such topics as "Safety and Privacy Concerns Regarding the Millimeter Wave Whole Body Imager" (posted 4/24/2008) and "Catch a Wave and Avoid a Pat Down" (posted 4/17/2008). Since that time, posts on the TSA blog which seem to be intended to distract readers from previous contentious dicussions have been called "puppy posts."
The blog staff has posted another puppy post today, this time about chewing gum on airplanes. It's pushed the Constitutional discussion to the next page.
by ladytraveler April 8, 2011
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Sack of Dead Puppies

A term used to define the way the Mercades Benz SLS handles: Dead, limp, and floppy.
DIZZAM!!!! That Mercades Benz SLS handles like a sack of dead puppies.
by MrWang45 April 11, 2011
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niz puppy

The act of becoming aroused by rubbing your neck, after which you go and watch puppy porn. While watching the puppy porn you masturbate into a jar and drink the contents.
People who say niz puppy like to niz puppy on saturday nights.
by Larry IV May 9, 2011
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Puppy-fag

From German: An overweight man with facial hair that plays computer games and still lives with his parents. Usually in early to mid 20's.
Bro, you are such a puppy-fag
by Chesty McBoob December 21, 2010
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puppy sanchez

when u take your finger insert it into a puppy's ass and rub it on your lover's upper lip
i gave my girlfriend a kitty sanchez

i gave mine a puppy sanchez
by apple on a stick September 29, 2010
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Punching the Puppy

Waking up hung over and feeling like you have done the worst thing possible.
I seriously punched a whole litter of puppies right in thier cute stupid cute fucking faces, I was guilty of punching the puppy
by donniecakes October 17, 2010
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