Koi Ponded

The act of falling into a Koi Ponded irresponsibly placed in the middle of a buildings lobby

Michael Scott was koi ponded on his way into the cold call meeting with Jim

by Bubbers69 October 30, 2009

anal plundering

You have sex with an asshole. And it is good. After having said sex, the asshole has been stretched to such proportions that you can put some kind of small trinket inside for the next person to find. It's a surprise!!!

Upon inserting my penis, I found an oddly shaped d20. I wondered how it had gotten there, and then remembered her last boyfriend had been into anal plundering. I continued to fuck her, not testing my luck.

by Me love de analrama. July 1, 2006

Ponder

1.to think about something important

2.to get out of an awkward conversation

1.I ponder if wonder means the same thing as ponder.

2.I gotta go ponder about this for a bit...um...SEEYA!

by THE Crazy Lunatic November 2, 2005

pumpkin pounder

Any person who prefers intercourse with a red head.

John - What is with Joe? He's really hitting on that red head.

Jim - Don't act so surprised, you know he's a pumpkin pounder at heart.

by beermewow April 17, 2014

pounding out the swords

a catch-all phrase that can be used to provide emphasis to whatever you are talking about.

My paper is due tomorrow, it looks like I will be pounding out the swords all night to get it done.

Nice work Joe, you really know how to pound out the swords!

by LosHermanosPoliticos October 19, 2010

Pondage

Having a massive crush on Karen Gillan, who plays Amy Pond in Doctor Who. Leading to an un-natural appreciation of ginger women.

Guy1: "That Girls hot."
Guy2: "But she's a ginner!"
Guy1: "Yeah, I'm into Pondage."

by JTaylor7 January 25, 2011

pondscum

Lowest of the lowest form of life, lower than a maggot.

He had not an ounce of respect for women, Pondscum.

by Dooney October 31, 2004