wuss, someone who runs most the time and when they try to stand up for them selfs gets beet up Poon-waffle
hey foo, sit down we all know your a Poon-waffle, while throwing random insults at each other shout Poon-waffle
by WhiteWashed May 21, 2011
The way you see any girl after not getting any in a while. EG: A 2 becomes a 10, a 5 becomes a 10, etc... Origin Vincente's restaurant.
Even though that Heinrich chick may be a 10, even if she was a 2 at this point, with the Poon Goggles I'm wearing at this conference I'd still hit that....
by HHeiny November 27, 2013
A person, object or animal that always has success in attracting women (poon) and often annoys their friends because of it. Often used when someone is trying to steal another's girlfriend/wife etc.
by Pinkgoodnight June 26, 2014
by Connorjohnson058 September 14, 2022
Bob: "Without your help, I would've never fucked her"
Joe: "It's cool bro'. It's what I do, the exact opposite of a cock block"
Bob: "You've always been one of the best poon pushers around."
Joe: "It's cool bro'. It's what I do, the exact opposite of a cock block"
Bob: "You've always been one of the best poon pushers around."
by Cornelius Finch September 29, 2011
A phone containing many contacts which provide a good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch often made at late night summons. The poon phone is used to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis (just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck").
Can I use Bob’s cell to get some women over at this party? I hear he has a poon phone!
I have seven sluts on my contacts list; does this mean I have a poon phone?
I have seven sluts on my contacts list; does this mean I have a poon phone?
by PoonDaPoon! May 20, 2011
The vehicle that is used in order for one to transport his or her friends to and from their partner's house; usually in an instance in which the friend will be receiving some type of sexual favor for their partner upon arrival or during the time spent together; most "poon taxi" incidents occur when the friend either does not have a license or a vehicle of their own to drive
Friend: "Hey dude! Please drive me over to my girlfriend's house! She's really horny!"
Me: "No! I've done this too many times and I refuse to keep being your poon taxi!"
Me: "No! I've done this too many times and I refuse to keep being your poon taxi!"
by beretta_dilly_whop August 07, 2011